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101 uses of a dead cat: rollerskates

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

"I've heard a lot about you - all nutty, of course."

Cat Mask

Marcello Mastroianni.

Elton John

'Wow - My kind of man.'

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

'It's all very well you saying I should paint something else, but what?'

Modern Art 'D Hirst' and 'A Nutter'

Louis Antoine Jullien

'Drawing the Venetian blondes.'

"Call me a hopeless romantic, but I assumed he was just inviting me."

Cat in a rat suit with caption 'Rat is Cat'.

'This elusive self-portrait of the artist is perhaps his most famous work. It was purchased, by the museum, for one hundred and ninety million dollars and is now valued at 900 million dollars...'

Mixed Nuts

Believe or not but before he became a famous artist he was a shoe salesman.

"Is that you Mildred?"

The absurd artist

Giant wants his shoe back.

"Come at me, Bro!"

'I'm sorry, but we're looking for someone with this many years of experience.'

Man asking why the lamp in the picture doesn't come with the bicycle

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

Super Hero Drug Testing

William Pitt the Younger as a 'Toadstool upon a Dunghill'