Eccentric Game Watchers Gifts

'He supports the referee...'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

Use your imagination.

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

scrabble love

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

Playing cards.

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

Dog playing snooker/pool.

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

'Wow - My kind of man.'

Strike 3! 'Dammit - all I can think about is that $5,350,000!'

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

'Sorry, Dad. My offensive lineman says I don't have to go to bed yet.'

"Upon further review, the receiver did not establish a meaningful and personal relationship with the football, therefore it is ruled an incomplete pass."

"Cricket...six minutes of excitement crammed into six hours!"