Eccentric Athletes Gifts

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

"Uptight End"

The summer of her 39th year, Eleanor could be found most evenings on a hill (known locally as Robert's Hump) doing aerobics of her own devising.

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

'Wow - My kind of man.'

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

'Did you ever wonder why iced coffee is goof but cold coffee isn't? . . . You're not curious like I am.'

"You there - shoo!"

Flatware Follies.

'Ah, Baker! Still the company's lone voice in the wilderness, I see!'

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

A Lovely Afternoon of Crazy Golf

Lighting a Pipe

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

"Come at me, Bro!"

The Haroplane

"Does anyone second the motion to make family meetings more informal?"

'I think things went wrong for me in the fifth round.' 'In hindsight, was that a good time to begin meditating?'

'Sale - monopole magnets - 50% off'

What Newton didn't see

How to think and act like a professional cricketer.

"Travis didn't believe in nouns."

"Whatever you do don't get onto the topic of his wacky socks."

'...Joseph A.Peabody seeks out devious methods to add new excitement to his life.'

"So, you found a way to triple the speed of our computer."

"It's just a coincidence that our favorite game requires the least amount of friends."