Eccentric Athletes Prints

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

"Uptight End"

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

The summer of her 39th year, Eleanor could be found most evenings on a hill (known locally as Robert's Hump) doing aerobics of her own devising.

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

'Wow - My kind of man.'

'Did you ever wonder why iced coffee is goof but cold coffee isn't? . . . You're not curious like I am.'

"You there - shoo!"

Flatware Follies.

'Ah, Baker! Still the company's lone voice in the wilderness, I see!'

"Does anyone second the motion to make family meetings more informal?"

Lighting a Pipe

"Come at me, Bro!"

'I think things went wrong for me in the fifth round.' 'In hindsight, was that a good time to begin meditating?'

The Haroplane

A Lovely Afternoon of Crazy Golf

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

'Sale - monopole magnets - 50% off'

"Whatever you do don't get onto the topic of his wacky socks."

Brian McMahon's hobby? Being hit by as many pro golfers as possible.

"Travis didn't believe in nouns."

'...Joseph A.Peabody seeks out devious methods to add new excitement to his life.'

How to think and act like a professional cricketer.

What Newton didn't see

"So, you found a way to triple the speed of our computer."

John Betjeman