Eccentric Game Watchers Pillows

'He supports the referee...'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Bowled over again!

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

scrabble love

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

Playing cards.

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

Updated History: "Pokerhantas and John Smith." I'll call you bet and raise ten bucks.

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

Dog playing snooker/pool.

Strike 3! 'Dammit - all I can think about is that $5,350,000!'

'Sorry, Dad. My offensive lineman says I don't have to go to bed yet.'

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

Battleship Bingo Night.

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"

Kick! Go for it!

"Upon further review, the receiver did not establish a meaningful and personal relationship with the football, therefore it is ruled an incomplete pass."

'Wow - My kind of man.'

"We the jury find that the murder was committed by Colonel Mustard, in the library, with the candlestick!"