Die-hard Game Watcher Pillows

"He likes to do it for the Yale-Harvard game."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

The First Annual Game Show Week.

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

Can't Touch This

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

'Hey, hey, hey!'

scrabble love

Dreams I have had...

CHANNEL THIRTEEN TAKES ON THE NETWORKS

Playing cards.

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

"Our next contestant is Mildred and her specialist subject is "Other People's Business""

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

Dog playing snooker/pool.

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

"You don't have to answer that."

'That's a million correct answers in a row!'

Strike 3! 'Dammit - all I can think about is that $5,350,000!'

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"

"Upon further review, the receiver did not establish a meaningful and personal relationship with the football, therefore it is ruled an incomplete pass."

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."