Passionate Game Watcher Pillows

You really gorge yourself on sports. THEY score and YOU take a victory lap through the kitchen.!

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

Bowled over again!

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

The First Annual Game Show Week.

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

Can't Touch This

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

scrabble love

Dreams I have had...

Can't Touch This

Playing cards.

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."

Updated History: "Pokerhantas and John Smith." I'll call you bet and raise ten bucks.

CHANNEL THIRTEEN TAKES ON THE NETWORKS

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

Dog playing snooker/pool.

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"

Strike 3! 'Dammit - all I can think about is that $5,350,000!'

"Upon further review, the receiver did not establish a meaningful and personal relationship with the football, therefore it is ruled an incomplete pass."

Kick! Go for it!

Battleship Bingo Night.

Love Bites: The Dating Game - "No, he loves me more!"

'Sorry, Dad. My offensive lineman says I don't have to go to bed yet.'

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

"We the jury find that the murder was committed by Colonel Mustard, in the library, with the candlestick!"