Passionate Game Watcher Pillows

You really gorge yourself on sports. THEY score and YOU take a victory lap through the kitchen.!

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

The First Annual Game Show Week.

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

Can't Touch This

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

scrabble love

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

Dreams I have had...

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

Playing cards.

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

CHANNEL THIRTEEN TAKES ON THE NETWORKS

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

Dog playing snooker/pool.

'Sorry, Dad. My offensive lineman says I don't have to go to bed yet.'

Love Bites: The Dating Game - "No, he loves me more!"

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

Strike 3! 'Dammit - all I can think about is that $5,350,000!'

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"

"Upon further review, the receiver did not establish a meaningful and personal relationship with the football, therefore it is ruled an incomplete pass."