Earthly Humor Fan Gifts

Fresh ground?

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

Tomorrow's world 2165.

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

Possums that ski.

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

"I'm in no great hurry to evolve."

Devil tattoo.

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

"I hate his 'holier than thou' attitude."

"Come on, let's get a selfie and post it online before we fight to the death..."

"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"

"Yes, I'll marry you, but you understand you'll have to clean up your den right?"

'It's not you...it's your carbon footprint!'

Walking here to the tavern allows me to decrease my carbon footprint and increase my bourbon footprint.

This summer, Mother Nature goes nuts.

Cover my mouth when I cough? with what?

"HOWL!"

"Okay, it's agreed, - if Trump gets elected we won't be heading south for the winter."

"Oh, I see - so it's wrong to cut down the Amazon Rainforest, but okay for me to weed, prune and mow our own garden?"

'Yeah we went for the hybrid car in the end. Margaret loves it.'

"Better imaginary than extinct."

"You've got an organ donation card? Great! Now I can officially eat you when you're dead."

"Wait a minute. Isn't tonight the water conservation rally?"

Renewable energies and mobile telephones

'You do realize you're polluting the world with that thing!'

Old Faithful and Old Unfaithful

"Darned airbags."

Highlights

"I'm not sure how to tell you this, Glenda, but you've been sitting on a golf ball for the last three times."

'We used to migrate, but we heard that flying is bad for the environment.'

Antelopes.

For one embarrassing week, heaven ran out of normal wings,

'I told you not to wear that bearskin coat!'