Earthly Humor Fan T-Shirts

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

Tomorrow's world 2165.

Possums that ski.

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

Devil tattoo.

"I'm in no great hurry to evolve."

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"

"Come on, let's get a selfie and post it online before we fight to the death..."

"I hate his 'holier than thou' attitude."

"HOWL!"

"Okay, it's agreed, - if Trump gets elected we won't be heading south for the winter."

'It's not you...it's your carbon footprint!'

This summer, Mother Nature goes nuts.

"Yes, I'll marry you, but you understand you'll have to clean up your den right?"

Walking here to the tavern allows me to decrease my carbon footprint and increase my bourbon footprint.

'Yeah we went for the hybrid car in the end. Margaret loves it.'

"Better imaginary than extinct."

"You've got an organ donation card? Great! Now I can officially eat you when you're dead."

Renewable energies and mobile telephones

Old Faithful and Old Unfaithful

Highlights

'You do realize you're polluting the world with that thing!'

"I'm not sure how to tell you this, Glenda, but you've been sitting on a golf ball for the last three times."

"Darned airbags."

"Wait a minute. Isn't tonight the water conservation rally?"

'We used to migrate, but we heard that flying is bad for the environment.'

Antelopes.

For one embarrassing week, heaven ran out of normal wings,

'I told you not to wear that bearskin coat!'

"Soon, hunting won't need any skill at all: most of the prey are always listening to loud music through headphones..."