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'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

Try me/try me/try me...

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"Get out of my face!"

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

'Pray for me.'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

Slug Bait- snails love it

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

Just a little seasoning...

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"

'Have you had a brazilian?'

"Bob wait, let's do the survey first! Sir, on a scale of 1, poor, to 10, excellent, how would you rate our chase today?"

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."