Earthly Humorist Mugs

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

Deer Season Open.

'It's an extinction notice.'

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Try me/try me/try me...

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

"Get out of my face!"

I told you we were late!

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"I'm fascinated by body language."

'Pray for me.'

Slug Bait- snails love it

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

Just a little seasoning...

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"

'Have you had a brazilian?'

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."