Early Literacy Supporter Gifts

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

'What does it say, Dad?'

First Word

About the curriculum. The contemporary novel from Austen to Dickens...

'LOVELY school. But where's the library?' 'What's a library?'

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

"Did you ask for the large print edition?"

'Are you sure the children get plenty of exercise'

'My parents didn't want me getting left behind in the system.'

'He's dyslexic!'

"But if I don't learn handwriting, how will I be able to read Grandma's letters?"

'Oh Darling, I'm so proud! I wish I could give you a big hug!'

Spell-Check Bee

No matter your skills, there's something you can volunteer to do.

Right little madam.

'Before I quit I couldn't even spell rehabilitation.'

'Can't you read?'

School administrator of the year "Accepting for Susan Curtis is her clinical psychologist."

"I would share, but I'm not there developmentally."

'Timmy's very bright for his age. He knows nearly all his ABC's!'

Parents teacher conference.

'Literacy is NOT overrated!'

"And that's the day we said goodbye to the No Child Left Behind legislation and were free to teach again."

Teacher reading.

Car's bumper sticker reads: 'My other car is a bookmobile.'

'I begged him to get a smart reader.'

'Nobody reads anymore.'

"Sorry, kiddo. Your old man has to work so you can go to the best drug trials in the country>"

"I am dyslexic, parked in a faculty space and wore my roommate's t-shirt."