Early Literacy Supporter Pillows

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

'What does it say, Dad?'

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

First Word

About the curriculum. The contemporary novel from Austen to Dickens...

'LOVELY school. But where's the library?' 'What's a library?'

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

"Did you ask for the large print edition?"

'Are you sure the children get plenty of exercise'

'My parents didn't want me getting left behind in the system.'

'He's dyslexic!'

"But if I don't learn handwriting, how will I be able to read Grandma's letters?"

'Oh Darling, I'm so proud! I wish I could give you a big hug!'

Spell-Check Bee

No matter your skills, there's something you can volunteer to do.

Right little madam.

School administrator of the year "Accepting for Susan Curtis is her clinical psychologist."

'Can't you read?'

(Preschool for Dummies)

'Before I quit I couldn't even spell rehabilitation.'

"I would share, but I'm not there developmentally."

'Timmy's very bright for his age. He knows nearly all his ABC's!'

Parents teacher conference.

'Literacy is NOT overrated!'

Car's bumper sticker reads: 'My other car is a bookmobile.'

Teacher reading.

"And that's the day we said goodbye to the No Child Left Behind legislation and were free to teach again."

'I begged him to get a smart reader.'

Head Start Nursery.

'Nobody reads anymore.'

"Class, can anyone name a Hispanic hero who used non-violent methods to win better working conditions for farmers nationwide?"

"Sorry, kiddo. Your old man has to work so you can go to the best drug trials in the country>"