Dy Gifts

"About that walk ... can you hold it until springtime?"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"Young Frankenstein"

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

Playing Fetch.

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Domestic Superheroes!!

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Jack of all trades

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

A Good Batch.

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

Self help acupuncture

"Pick me!"

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"Why do they do that?"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"