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"About that walk ... can you hold it until springtime?"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"Young Frankenstein"

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

Playing Fetch.

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Domestic Superheroes!!

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Jack of all trades

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

A Good Batch.

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"Pick me!"

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

Self help acupuncture

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"Why do they do that?"

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'