Dumpster Dining Enthusiast Gifts

"Oh, that looks fantastic! Honey, doesn’t that look delicious?!"

"I love this new Farm-to-Dumpster cuisine."

Diner.

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

"Hi, I'm Pop!"

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

'Who gets the decaf?'

Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75)

'The food is great, but it's embarrassing the way she always insists on burping you.'

"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

Eat Locally - All Roadkill From 8-Mile Radius

'One placebo or two, doctor?'

Choice hellhole

Ordering Food At A French Restaurant.

"The usual."

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

'Today's special is yesterday's left-overs.'

"Welcome to the Short Staffed Cafe serving food like your grandma cooked. Is your grandma busy? We really need a cook."

De ja vu soup - 'It was yesterday's 'soup of the day'.'

'This melts in the mouth.' 'It's ice cubes.'

"A number of items on that menu are consistently chosen by an overwhelming majority of the American people."

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

Fast Food Restaurant

Our Troubled Chowders

'Would you care for a drink while your food is being defrosted?'

'How d'you want your eggs - down your pants, over your head...?'

'Shall I bring two children's meals, or will Madam regurgitate her own?'

"I get a fresh food kit delivered for lunch. All I need to do is chop, cook, and enjoy!"

Suddenly Harold froze, trying to remember if he had ordered a side of roaches, or if this was a gross violation of public healthcare policy.

"It was a cold night, like tonight, back, I'd say, in 1954."

'I'll take the S. O. S. breakfast special...hold the shingle.'