Dumpster Dining Enthusiast Pillows

"Oh, that looks fantastic! Honey, doesn’t that look delicious?!"

"I love this new Farm-to-Dumpster cuisine."

Diner.

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

"Hi, I'm Pop!"

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Today: Yogurt Surprise. We call it "yogurt surprise" because we couldn't read the expiration date on the carton.

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

'Who gets the decaf?'

'The food is great, but it's embarrassing the way she always insists on burping you.'

Restaurant. One thing you can still get for a single dollar is the waiter's opinion of you.

Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75)

"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

Eat Locally - All Roadkill From 8-Mile Radius

'One placebo or two, doctor?'

Choice hellhole

"The usual."

Ordering Food At A French Restaurant.

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

'Today's special is yesterday's left-overs.'

"Welcome to the Short Staffed Cafe serving food like your grandma cooked. Is your grandma busy? We really need a cook."

'Would you care for a drink while your food is being defrosted?'

De ja vu soup - 'It was yesterday's 'soup of the day'.'

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

'Shall I bring two children's meals, or will Madam regurgitate her own?'

"I get a fresh food kit delivered for lunch. All I need to do is chop, cook, and enjoy!"

"A number of items on that menu are consistently chosen by an overwhelming majority of the American people."

Our Troubled Chowders

'This melts in the mouth.' 'It's ice cubes.'

'How d'you want your eggs - down your pants, over your head...?'

Fast Food Restaurant

Suddenly Harold froze, trying to remember if he had ordered a side of roaches, or if this was a gross violation of public healthcare policy.