Dullness Warrior Gifts

Tedium Tours.

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Travelling

Motor Tourism

The only way to see the world is to see the world

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

"First break since 2008."

Heading off with a packed bag

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"Tell me more about your fear of going bald."

Airport

"You're never home."

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

'Look honey! Our lost luggage found its way home all by itself!'

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

"These shades are GREAT-I dreamt I was in Tahiti!"

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

The next fast train has gone.

Wrestling Our Inner Demons

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

The sofa freshly made up...

"How's my tripping you up?"

Flights and Coronavirus

Man with backpack discharged on luggage pick up.

Travel Agency: Pacific time cures all ills.

"Hell: The Airport"

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

"So far, my luggage has had a more exciting vacation than I have!"

"Well, now we've seen it."

"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."

"I think I'm lost."