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Tedium Tours.

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

Motor Tourism

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Travelling

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

Heading off with a packed bag

"First break since 2008."

"You're never home."

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"Tell me more about your fear of going bald."

Airport

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

"These shades are GREAT-I dreamt I was in Tahiti!"

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

'Look honey! Our lost luggage found its way home all by itself!'

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

The next fast train has gone.

Wrestling Our Inner Demons

Travel Agency: Pacific time cures all ills.

"How's my tripping you up?"

The sofa freshly made up...

"Well, now we've seen it."

Man with backpack discharged on luggage pick up.

Flights and Coronavirus

"Hell: The Airport"

"So far, my luggage has had a more exciting vacation than I have!"

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."