Dullness Debunker T-Shirts

A blank board game labelled "Monotony"

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"Are you one of these youngsters who has a very short attention span?"

"Of course I'm making things worse. Do you think I'd work for what you're paying me if I knew how to make things better?"

"Trust me, there is no subsidized lunch."

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

"My previous patient thought he was a cruise missile."

'At last conclusive proof sods law works - but only with a thick-sliced family loaf.'

Door labelled: 'False Economy Analysis & Research.'

"It's not the walking — it's the waiting."

'Don't believe everything you hear about global cooling, it's just a theory.'

'... Of course, once you actually achieve enlightenment, it all gets a bit boring.'

Tedium Tours.

Environmental danger.

'Basically, my study challenges the more the merrier theory.'

The Waiting Game

"What's the furthest away, America or the moon..?"CartoonStock Upload

"Oh, great—here comes that crazy #@!*%! Jeff who won't shut up about conspiracy theories. How's my hair look?"

"IDEOMOTOREFFECT. See! I told you."

"Weather rebuttal."

Medieval Patent Office

" No, I'm not concerned about my weight...why worry about something you can't see?"

The end is not near! So prepare for the big stock buyback.

"My mom said I can't come here anymore." "What? Why not, Billy?" "She said she sends me here to get hot chocolate, not to get bad relationship advice." "What 'bad' advice? All my advice is solid gold." "You told me to call the IRS with an anonymous tip about Andrea Wheaton's father avoiding taxes, so next time he tells her I'm a bad influence he'll look like a hypocrite." "That didn't work?"

"Please help me continue to just sit here doing nothing."

'...You've got no game.'

"My dad is always after me to clean my room. I tell him it has that lived-in look, right?"

Person Of Interest/Uninteresting Person

"If you could eat only one type of grass for the rest of your life, what would you choose?"

Truth center & spin control.

"We took everything that was nice and got rid of it."

Sun Times: UFO Sighting Hoax