The end is not near! So prepare for the big stock buyback.
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Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'
"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"
Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.
'This conspiracy theory nonsense MUST end. Any suggestions?'
"About the vaccine, I read online that it was so Bill Gates could inject us with CHIPS!"
6th Grade Do-You-Own Research Fair
Govt. UK led by Seance
"You can't believe everything the Russian bots tell you."
"I don't care what you read on your Facebook feed, the Covid vaccine will not turn you into a zombie flesh eaters."
Grim Reaper leaning on scared trader.
In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.
"When you think about it, you have to be a complete idiot not to believe aliens crashed at Roswell in 1947." "Before 1947: primitive cars, planes, and radio. After 1947: space ships, quantum computing, internet." "Let me try... Before 1947: no bikinis. After 1947: bikinis." "No, wait... The bikini was 1946. That throws this whole theory into question." "We really should have our own science show."
Obama, the Enigma?
If only we could sell shares in doom and gloom.
Armstrong, an unmarked truck just delivered a pallet of mystery meat. Turkey. It doesn't look like turkey. It looks more like some sort of dehydrated pigeon. What's it matter? If we slap it in a sandwich, smother it in "gravy," and label it "turkey," customers won't know the difference. Wait, did you just think quotes around the word gravy? "no."
"For decades we lemmings have been jumping off cliffs. Dude, it's time to evolve!"
'Well, according to this website, the internet no longer exists!'
"In science class, we learned that a solar eclipse is not due to a rolling blackout."
"I don't do cover ups!"
Say What! Mark Meadows
"I think they're beginning to suspect our science is fraudulent."
"It's all a big distraction from the other distraction attempting to distract us from last week's b*****t thing!"
"Do I still believe in Santa Claus? I don't even believe in Congress."
'Of course I've done something about Lady Godiva -- I had security cameras installed all over town!'
'Don't believe everything you hear about global cooling, it's just a theory.'
"Recent studies now show that people who use the aphorism ‘whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’ have compromised immune systems."
I heard it disappears if you suck on a rabbit's foot. I heard the virus came from aliens. I heard it's no worse than jock itch. Heard immunity.
"My previous patient thought he was a cruise missile."
Psychiatric Centre/Vaccination Centre
The end is near. The end is nearish. I get this way every spring.
Weapens of Mass Redaction
"Have you considered donating your body to science fiction?"
"Which variant of the hoax do you think we contracted?"
Rational explanations
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