Dugout Prankster Gifts

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Boy rolled into a snowball

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Resourceful toddler

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

Baseball batting cage theater La Cage Aux Folles.

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

"Ok, I found a secure line."

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

'I did it all from memory.'

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

Teddy Time Bears

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

Clown Skis.

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

Good Cop, Annoying Kid.

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

Teddy Bear

"Apple harvest."

It's all gravy.