Dugout Prankster Pillows

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Boy rolled into a snowball

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Resourceful toddler

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Teddy Time Bears

'I did it all from memory.'

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Clown Skis.

Good Cop, Annoying Kid.

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

Teddy Bear

"Apple harvest."

Man ready to throw water over people in the Tunnel of Love.

Snowman Driver