Dugout Jesters Pillows

The Five Major Rule Changes in Major League Baseball.

"The first one's just a warning."

"I know other hospitals are worried about the superbug, but ours is the only one that understands the accounts system."

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

'The Specials are the same as the Main Menu dishes, but with more florid descriptions.'

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

"Ha! Today we informed the boss about our rights!"

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

TWIN-KILLING CHOREOGRAPHY

'I'm sorry, this is the line for people who volunteered to help their community. You're looking for the eternal damnation department.'

"No, you hang up first. No, you!"

'Congratulations, Hightower. You now lead the league in untainted urine samples.'

Stationary mountain bike.

Dugout sale!

Todays Special: Vented Spleen.

'The pitcher calls a time out and walks toward the dugout. He's signaling the front office, and it looks like they're bringing out a new manager.'

Coast to coast walk.

'Sorry, coach, but all of the bases are loaded.'

"Are you mad at me or just chewing tobacco?"

'God, you did this to me you son of a bitch!'

'We still can't afford to modernize the visitors dugout.'

'The team has decided to make some roster changes, Hughes. We're gonna cut you loose.'

Bus Stop - 49 Bus Reputed Sightings.

"Thats for missing the bunt sign!" "Yeah, and that's for striking out on ball four, you loser!"

"I AM at my usual position."

'Sorry, pal - I don't really go for ginger blokes.'

"I play 'backside'. My backside is always on the bench."

"You always rush out and high-dive me when I homer. How 'bout a bug when I whiff?"

"It's our version of the doggy bag. Permit me to take it to madam's car."

"Of course he hasn't left you anything, you've been a very naughty boy "