Dugout Enthusiast Gifts

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

"It may not look like it to you, but trust me, he's hyperactive. It's exhausting!"

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

Ultra-lazy sloth

"Sheez. I hope they like pictures of dirt."

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

'We think he has a future in politics.'

"I brought you coffee. Sorry it’s cold."

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

'I never thought my dirt would turn on me like this.'

'Are you sure this is where you buried your Daddy?'

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

'Parents are so inconsistent. They spend all day avoiding soil loss and all night promoting it.'

How Gary got his groove back.

TV Watch(ing) Dog for sale.

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

Sloth traffic jam.

'Junior is just a little confused.'

'I AM a three-toed sloth, but cartoonists always draw us with two toes.'

TWIN-KILLING CHOREOGRAPHY

"If 'Slothra' takes any longer climbing to the top I'll have to land and refuel again."

Sloth Studios - "Lights! camera! inaction!"

Honey I'm Home

"No one quite knew what Bob did to earn a crust...rumour had it he was a biologist...with a special interest in sloths!"

The Tedious Adventures of Mr. Sloth...

"Geoffrey's new year resolution was to give up self-respect."

Tooth Fairy sitting with judges at boxing match.

'Congratulations, Hightower. You now lead the league in untainted urine samples.'

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."