Dugout Enthusiast Mugs

Okay, listen, just stay right there. Don't move, even when you get stepped on. Ernie, a third base coach does not coach third base.

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"It may not look like it to you, but trust me, he's hyperactive. It's exhausting!"

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

Baseball batting cage theater La Cage Aux Folles.

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

Ultra-lazy sloth

"Sheez. I hope they like pictures of dirt."

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

"I brought you coffee. Sorry it’s cold."

'We think he has a future in politics.'

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

'I never thought my dirt would turn on me like this.'

'Are you sure this is where you buried your Daddy?'

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

'Parents are so inconsistent. They spend all day avoiding soil loss and all night promoting it.'

How Gary got his groove back.

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

TV Watch(ing) Dog for sale.

Sloth traffic jam.

TWIN-KILLING CHOREOGRAPHY

'Junior is just a little confused.'

'I AM a three-toed sloth, but cartoonists always draw us with two toes.'

"If 'Slothra' takes any longer climbing to the top I'll have to land and refuel again."

Sloth Studios - "Lights! camera! inaction!"

Honey I'm Home

"No one quite knew what Bob did to earn a crust...rumour had it he was a biologist...with a special interest in sloths!"

'Congratulations, Hightower. You now lead the league in untainted urine samples.'

The Tedious Adventures of Mr. Sloth...

Arsene Wenger

"Geoffrey's new year resolution was to give up self-respect."

Ask me about my uppercut.

Tooth Fairy sitting with judges at boxing match.