Dugout Dweller Mugs

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"Come and get it!"

Mohammad's motors

'Have you had a brazilian?'

Upper West Side Story

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

Florist "Say it with cacti"

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

"I've got something to tell you,Dad-I don't like fish...I mean I REALLY don't like fish...I HATE fish,Dad-there,I've said it now."

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

"Hard to believe this was all rain forest just fifteen years ago."

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

Implausible Retirement Housing Options

You have the flu. Get plenty of rest and avoid lots of fluids.

"Thank you."

'I'm really thirsty.'

"Efficiency tombs available"

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

"Scat!"

'Wow... What did you use for bait?'

'Don't just stand there! Take me to your leader!'

"Can you give me some you haven't chewed on already."