Dugout Dancer Gifts

TWIN-KILLING CHOREOGRAPHY

'I'm too hot to trot.'

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

Baseball batting cage theater La Cage Aux Folles.

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

Take a bow!

Disco Dancing

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

'Congratulations, Hightower. You now lead the league in untainted urine samples.'

"No, you hang up first. No, you!"

Arsene Wenger

"He's agreed to take the cruise, but no damn bunnyhopping!"

Dancing with the Star Wars

"That's what's great about living in the desert: We can dance like nobody's watching..."

Bell Bottoms

'The pitcher calls a time out and walks toward the dugout. He's signaling the front office, and it looks like they're bringing out a new manager.'

The Five Major Rule Changes in Major League Baseball.

Dugout sale!

'Sorry, coach, but all of the bases are loaded.'

"Are you mad at me or just chewing tobacco?"

"Thats for missing the bunt sign!" "Yeah, and that's for striking out on ball four, you loser!"

'We still can't afford to modernize the visitors dugout.'

"I AM at my usual position."

'The team has decided to make some roster changes, Hughes. We're gonna cut you loose.'

A Man Hides From His Dance Partner At A Ball.

"There's no way in hell this is what it's all about."

"Honestly, you make clog dancing look so easy, Howard."

"I play 'backside'. My backside is always on the bench."

"You always rush out and high-dive me when I homer. How 'bout a bug when I whiff?"

'... And it went clip, clipperty clop, snap, squeak on the stair.'

Ballet Maid

"It's not good - looks like they've got a full interpretive-dance troupe."

Okay, listen, just stay right there. Don't move, even when you get stepped on. Ernie, a third base coach does not coach third base.

Clog Dancing School