Dueling Traditions Admirer Pillows

Bugger.

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

"Skate or die."

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

Duel in a wheelchair.

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

Shall I be mother?

"Read the book!""See the movie!"

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

"Oh, it's a grand day for Harvard!"

Sawrd Fighting

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

"Pistols at dawn?"

"Though you be a villainous scoundrel, fairness demands I inform you that's your cell."

Businessman fences with three others.

A poison pen fights a poison mic.

'Why can't you do a yodel that sounds like you're making money instead of cheese?'

'This chair ain't big enough for the two of us...'

'ON GUARD!' 'Touche.'

Amish personal mobility scooter

People about to have a duel see man digging a grave.

"Oh, great, the fundamentalists are back."

"Impressive, but I meant accounting tricks."

"Try taking up something you can do together… like fencing."

Two men taking part in a duel are too close to a cliff