Dueling Traditions Admirer Gifts

Bugger.

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

"Skate or die."

Duel in a wheelchair.

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

Shall I be mother?

"Read the book!""See the movie!"

"Oh, it's a grand day for Harvard!"

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

Sawrd Fighting

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

"Though you be a villainous scoundrel, fairness demands I inform you that's your cell."

"Pistols at dawn?"

Businessman fences with three others.

A poison pen fights a poison mic.

Duel in the snow with snow shovels.

'Well,what do you think of the new gown and wig?'

'Why can't you do a yodel that sounds like you're making money instead of cheese?'

'ON GUARD!' 'Touche.'

Next time I get to choose the weapon first.

Amish personal mobility scooter

'This chair ain't big enough for the two of us...'

'Do you think the legal profession is modern and forward-thinking, Sir?'

People about to have a duel see man digging a grave.

"Oh, great, the fundamentalists are back."

Two men taking part in a duel are too close to a cliff

"Try taking up something you can do together… like fencing."