Duck Farmer Gifts

"One of your delicious ducks got into my yard yesterday."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"Black or white, Vicar?"

Freshest ice cream in town!

Duck Hunt

How about going easy on the carbs

Cow's straw

'Oh Hi!'

Important Food Groups

"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

'Chicken Farms - Pecking Order'

"They’re real."

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

'They're still following me?! Oh geez, what if they're in some sort of gang or something?'

'Come on, girl! I know you can do it! Jump over the moon!'

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

Where Deviled Eggs come from

Pull the udder one

Mother Duck.

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