Duck Delight Gifts

Hunting wildfowl

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Duck Hunt

How about going easy on the carbs

"Shake! Good Dog."

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

'They're still following me?! Oh geez, what if they're in some sort of gang or something?'

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

Chocs away.

Mother Duck.

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

What the woman who spent years frantically trying to get her ducks in a row eventually learned.

'I don't trust humans: Some times, they throw us bread, some other times, they shoot at us!'

Business Duck

Mistaken baby ducks.

'Save your money - he's a quack.'

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

Tommy, Math quiz. It's one of his earliest pieces.

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

"I think what I love most is the smile on her face as she feeds me!"

'Morning Larry, taking the kids to school? Have you still got the duck farm?'

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away