Dental Delight Gifts

"Admit it - you HAVE been flashing your new teeth at pretty ladies, haven't you?"

"Shake! Good Dog."

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

Chocs away.

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

Tommy, Math quiz. It's one of his earliest pieces.

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

"Hey, Al! What do you know about shelf life?"

"I think what I love most is the smile on her face as she feeds me!"

'You tell me how he does it.'

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

'Greek restaurant?' 'No, menu upside down.'

'Oh Yeah! It's frosty! BOO-YAH!'

No, sir, that entr

"I'm trying to decide between water and sunlight."

"Don't you just love it when they lick the plates?"

Working at a brewery.

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

"How did you find your steak, sir?"

'We're all out of Novocain, so we need to restrain your arms and legs.'

'I'll give you a tip mate, stop looking down my wife's dress'

'No, he's right. Cows have three udders. One for skim milk, one for two percent and the third one's for lactose free.'

"It's new. It's called a pre-tip. You pay me now and I'll actually bring your food before it's cold!"

"Now I'm going to offer a second opinion."

'I'll be back to take your order as soon as I've eaten.'

"Jimmy Choo, Mahnolo Blahnik- honestly can't taste the difference."

'Freezer is on the blink.'

children mistake fireplace ornament for someone stuck up the chimney

'How's the chilli today?'; 'Much better than yesterday - I think it had a good night's sleep.'

Active Yogurt Culture

'Now, don't panic, but I'd like you to take off all your clothes so we can burn them.'

Farmer Pickles Present.

'Our chicken patties are beef and pork.'