Dancing Delight Gifts

"Hey, Al! What do you know about shelf life?"

Gentleman's relish...

"Shake! Good Dog."

Rock Climber

Chocs away.

Tommy, Math quiz. It's one of his earliest pieces.

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

"I think what I love most is the smile on her face as she feeds me!"

'You tell me how he does it.'

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

'Look, O'Brien, you can't just waltz in here like that and demand a raise.'

'Oh Yeah! It's frosty! BOO-YAH!'

No, sir, that entr

'Greek restaurant?' 'No, menu upside down.'

How's my Jiving?

"I'm trying to decide between water and sunlight."

Devilled Eggs

"Don't you just love it when they lick the plates?"

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

"How did you find your steak, sir?"

"This is the last time I let anyone fix me up with a blind date!"

'I'll give you a tip mate, stop looking down my wife's dress'

"It's new. It's called a pre-tip. You pay me now and I'll actually bring your food before it's cold!"

'No, he's right. Cows have three udders. One for skim milk, one for two percent and the third one's for lactose free.'

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

"Jimmy Choo, Mahnolo Blahnik- honestly can't taste the difference."

'Good morning, Vicar - are you decent?'

'Freezer is on the blink.'

children mistake fireplace ornament for someone stuck up the chimney

'How's the chilli today?'; 'Much better than yesterday - I think it had a good night's sleep.'

Active Yogurt Culture

'Is it organic?'

'Our chicken patties are beef and pork.'