Dubtronica Devotee Pillows

"Contrary to popular belief, this city was in fact founded on post-funk dubtronica."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Today's special... donuts.

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

I love my Timpani

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

"Bonk!"

"All our donuts are hand fried in what will eventually become biofuel."

"This planet doesn't stand a chance."

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

"Oh no, we've been inned."

"Great news! Jim at work's promised to lend me all his World Cup DVDs"

Disco Owls

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

How hit songs get their names

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

"I mean it this time Brian, it's either me or the jazz!"

You Know You're Old When...

And the die is cast!

Brother Ernest, you have give up all donuts for lent, not just the ones with pink icing.

"You complete me."

"God, I love this show!"

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

Whole foods versus 'hole foods'.

'You think they could have splashed out on a few disco lights.'

'I dedicate this next number to my maths, history and economics teachers at St-Bavo school...'

National Opera: Wriggletto

"They're gaining on us - start throwing the doughnuts."

'A fight has broken out between Dr. Who fans and Star Trek fans. No hurry, the likelihood of anyone getting hurt is very small.'