Docu-devotee Pillows

"It's a documentary on how they make submarines."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

Modern Major General

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

Shakespeare Street

"Bonk!"

Why do you direct the school musical, Mr. K? It's a privilege

Movie Awards. That movie always comes alone and never stays for the after-party. It's an independent film.

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

"Relax, folks! I’m a lawyer. I can always find loopholes!"

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

Michael Moore creates a UK equivalent of Fahrenheit 9/11

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

Starvation Watching

'Your proposal sounds interesting. Can you send me a written proposal? I cannot reread a phone call.'

"Great news! Jim at work's promised to lend me all his World Cup DVDs"

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

A typical Monday. Zombie truck driving maniacs! South Pole penguin love! That's a stupid eco-friendly chick documentary! Insipid, mindless, violent, zombie crud! Negotiations commence, nearly a week before date night. Wimp! Blockbuster head!

Two Daleks fighting

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

Mr. Merdle becomes a borrower

Moliere

A fly on the wall documentary.

'I still say these shots need more action.'

Henrik Ibsen

Shakespeare considers alternatives to iambic pentameter

"Let’s run through that scene again with just the table and the lamp."

Bertolt Brecht