Dubtronica Devotee T-Shirts

"Contrary to popular belief, this city was in fact founded on post-funk dubtronica."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

I love my Timpani

Today's special... donuts.

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

"Bonk!"

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

"All our donuts are hand fried in what will eventually become biofuel."

"This planet doesn't stand a chance."

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

"Oh no, we've been inned."

Disco Owls

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

"You complete me."

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

You Know You're Old When...

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

And the die is cast!

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

Whole foods versus 'hole foods'.

'You think they could have splashed out on a few disco lights.'

National Opera: Wriggletto

"My all-time favorite rock group? That would be The Grateful Dead."

"They're gaining on us - start throwing the doughnuts."

'I dedicate this next number to my maths, history and economics teachers at St-Bavo school...'