Dry Cleaning Disaster Survivor Gifts

The Trials and Tribulations of Superheroes.

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

Waiting for Pants

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

"Is it something I said dear?"

"A little under done?"

Snow & Flo series: Questionable cooking.

Sif instantly regretted asking Thor to hang the picture.

'My hero!'

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

'I won't let global warming change my lifestyle.'

Man falls through ceiling - 'Did you find the leak?'

'How much did you say we'd be saving by buying a wood-burning stove?'

"Tell me, do you own a mallet with a rubber shaft?"

'I think my husband's DIYed and gone to heaven.'

'Damn! I was saving that for a rainy day!'

Wallpapering 4

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

"You've actually done something even Gordon Ramsay can't do-burn the salad!"

"Darling! - did you know your books are crooked...?"

'I HATE Spring cleaning!'

"He cooks under the guidance of a smoke alarm."

'What did I tell you about buying a flatpack wardrobe!'

"Do you mind if your soup is a bit crunchy?"

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish

'I thought you got the hot water system fixed - these are HAILSTONES!'

New Power Shower.

"The good news is I've cleaned up my office. The bad news is I think I threw out my computer."

'Today was a bit of a disaster.' - 'First I cut my finger and bled everywhere, then I lost my plaster while I was cooking.' - 'Do you want the last bowl of pumpkin soup?' - 'No, it's okay. You go for it.'

"I never use the oven timer. The smoke alarms are louder."

"There's something wrong with your dinner."