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The Trials and Tribulations of Superheroes.

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

Waiting for Pants

"Is it something I said dear?"

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

"A little under done?"

Snow & Flo series: Questionable cooking.

'My hero!'

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

Sif instantly regretted asking Thor to hang the picture.

'I won't let global warming change my lifestyle.'

Man falls through ceiling - 'Did you find the leak?'

'How much did you say we'd be saving by buying a wood-burning stove?'

'Damn! I was saving that for a rainy day!'

'I think my husband's DIYed and gone to heaven.'

"Tell me, do you own a mallet with a rubber shaft?"

Wallpapering 4

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

'By the time I'd watched Delia and Ainsley and Jamie Oliver and Floyd...I'd spoiled the broth.'

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

"You've actually done something even Gordon Ramsay can't do-burn the salad!"

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

"Don't go in there!"

"Darling! - did you know your books are crooked...?"

"He cooks under the guidance of a smoke alarm."

'What did I tell you about buying a flatpack wardrobe!'

'I HATE Spring cleaning!'

"Do you mind if your soup is a bit crunchy?"

"The good news is I've cleaned up my office. The bad news is I think I threw out my computer."

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish

'Today was a bit of a disaster.' - 'First I cut my finger and bled everywhere, then I lost my plaster while I was cooking.' - 'Do you want the last bowl of pumpkin soup?' - 'No, it's okay. You go for it.'

'I thought you got the hot water system fixed - these are HAILSTONES!'

"I never use the oven timer. The smoke alarms are louder."

New Power Shower.