Drug Rehabilitation Gifts

Methodone actor - "I could have been a contender, but I seam to be having trouble remembering my lines."

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

"This lovely song tells of a young, pretty actress, her ups and downs, and how she found happiness after rehab."

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

'This patch is to quit smoking...this patch is to quit drinking...this patch is to quit drugs...this patch is to quit coffee...and this patch is to quit having any kind of fun whatsover!'

Handicap parking sign for person in hospital bed.

He was out in no time, with a new outlook and a clean slate.

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

'This is my third conviction and I'm still not the black sheep of the family.'

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

'Before I quit I couldn't even spell rehabilitation.'

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

Retrospection.

"Ninety days, catnip-free. I couldn't have done it without you."

Zimmer Frame in Winter

"I am fully functional again!"

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

Practical joke, violent offender rehab center: 'Relate to me!'

'The best thing for you, is to give up booze and smoking.'

Physiotherapist tells Humpty Dumpty: 'OK, you've had a great fall, but we'll have you back on that wall in no time.'

'David, I want you tested for steroids.'

' I can't drink that..I'm a recovering alcoholic ! '

'Isn't it neat? The doctors rigged it up so Don can still play golf!'

'Sure, I did all that stuff once, but this is the NEW me.'

A man tries to avoid going over the waterfall of alcohol dependence.

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

Troop Therapy

'I can give up drinking and lead a normal life?- Make up your mind, will you?'

"We need to break your addiction to prescription drugs. Let's see if this prescription helps."

Sign at Hospital: 'Road to Recovery ... Under Construction'