Criminal Rehabilitation Gifts

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'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"This lovely song tells of a young, pretty actress, her ups and downs, and how she found happiness after rehab."

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

"Paper or plastic?"

Privatized Jails

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"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

Handicap parking sign for person in hospital bed.

'Lewis and Cabrini.'

Trilby - 'Taffy was allowed to see Gecko'.

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

He was out in no time, with a new outlook and a clean slate.

'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!'

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

"I see travel and romance. You'll be going away soon. I see a tall, dark stranger with many tattoos."

"I had money problems- forged fivers the wrong colour!"

"Little Timmy is big enough to use you burglary tools."

"I am fully functional again!"

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

Mario's Family Portraits.

Zimmer Frame in Winter

'This is my third conviction and I'm still not the black sheep of the family.'

'Before I quit I couldn't even spell rehabilitation.'

"Ninety days, catnip-free. I couldn't have done it without you."

Grumpy Hamster

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

"He was a top boy - he could light up a room just by setting fire to it."

'The best thing for you, is to give up booze and smoking.'

Retrospection.

'Isn't it neat? The doctors rigged it up so Don can still play golf!'

'You're not a very good listener, are you?'

"Why do they always do that with the concrete? The feet are the best part."