Criminal Rehabilitation Pillows

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

Our cover is francophile liberals

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

"This lovely song tells of a young, pretty actress, her ups and downs, and how she found happiness after rehab."

"Paper or plastic?"

Privatized Jails

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

He was out in no time, with a new outlook and a clean slate.

Trilby - 'Taffy was allowed to see Gecko'.

Handicap parking sign for person in hospital bed.

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

'Lewis and Cabrini.'

'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!'

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

Mario's Family Portraits.

Grumpy Hamster

"I see travel and romance. You'll be going away soon. I see a tall, dark stranger with many tattoos."

"Little Timmy is big enough to use you burglary tools."

'Before I quit I couldn't even spell rehabilitation.'

Zimmer Frame in Winter

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

"I had money problems- forged fivers the wrong colour!"

"Ninety days, catnip-free. I couldn't have done it without you."

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

Retrospection.

'This is my third conviction and I'm still not the black sheep of the family.'

'The best thing for you, is to give up booze and smoking.'

"Why do they always do that with the concrete? The feet are the best part."