Rehabilitation Pillows

Sign at Hospital: 'Road to Recovery ... Under Construction'

'I can give up drinking and lead a normal life?- Make up your mind, will you?'

'Exercise is good for your rehabilitation, you can start by cleaning the toilets.'

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

Gambler's Anonymous - "What are the odds on my recovery?"

'C'mon Fred. Knock it off.'

Rugby tour ends in alcohol rehab.

"Do you believe in life after drink?"

"You okay, Steve? Your eyes are a little glassy."

'-and then on leaving re-hab my style changed overnight.'

Youth at House of Correction covering graffiti with correction fluid.

'Hi, my name's Dan and I have a drinking problem.'

'Isn't it neat? The doctors rigged it up so Don can still play golf!'

Wean yourself off self-help books.

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, my AA sponsor walks into mine."

Man drunk and unconscious in the street

"I'm in this dynamite twelve-step program that helps me not miss steps in my other twelve-step programs."

The road from incarceration back to civilization can be rocky

'I'm trying to put my falling off the wagon behind me...'

'Welcome to gamblers anonymous. Now before we get started who bets that Simmons doesn't show?'

Tub-Lifts That The Veteran's Administration Rejected.

He was out in no time, with a new outlook and a clean slate.

"It stops him from wandering towards the wines and spirits aisles."

"If you're planning to run for public office, 'a man of conviction' sounds better than 'prison parolee'."

"Who will carry on when I'm gone? All my kids are in recovery."

"This lovely song tells of a young, pretty actress, her ups and downs, and how she found happiness after rehab."

'So you've come crawling back.' - 'No, I'm drunk.'

A man tries to avoid going over the waterfall of alcohol dependence.

"Since I'm in recovery I decided to cover up all my drug related tattoos."

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

"I am fully functional again!"

"I got in with the wrong crowd."

"Where's the nearest Detux centre?"

"He killed in rehab."

"My name is Andrew, and I need a ride."