Rehabilitation Specialist Pillows

Physiotherapist tells Humpty Dumpty: 'OK, you've had a great fall, but we'll have you back on that wall in no time.'

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

'Excuse me - any news of my rehabilitation programme?'

Sniffing drugs

"Polly wants crack!"

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

'Mixed success in our computer training program, sir - half our grads have given up violent crime for computer crime.'

I'd like to apply for your rehab program.

It had been a long, hard climb, but Bob was finally going to rub elbows with the stars.

'My automatic page turner went wild, so now I'm having to learn to speed read.'

'Doctor, this isn't what I thought you had in mind when you said you were working on computer assisted walking.'

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

Tourette's Rehab Center

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

Dog leading a blind dog and blind person.

"This lovely song tells of a young, pretty actress, her ups and downs, and how she found happiness after rehab."

"Cops don't get me. Sure, they got me – but they'll ever get me."

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

He was out in no time, with a new outlook and a clean slate.

Handicap parking sign for person in hospital bed.

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

He's got a long painful road to recovery. Those are pretty severe burns. In the meantime, try to keep him upbeat to avoid depression. Then again, we can't exactly have him walking on sunshine either... That's what got him here.

The Venus de Milo after vandals put a prosthetic arm on her.

'The best thing for you, is to give up booze and smoking.'

Grumpy Hamster

"Ninety days, catnip-free. I couldn't have done it without you."

Practical joke, violent offender rehab center: 'Relate to me!'

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

Retrospection.

"I am fully functional again!"

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

'Before I quit I couldn't even spell rehabilitation.'

'This is my third conviction and I'm still not the black sheep of the family.'

Zimmer Frame in Winter

"Not to quibble, Helen, but if you look up 'Pathetic Loser' in the dictionary I don't believe anyone's picture is there."