Rehabilitation Specialist Pillows

Physiotherapist tells Humpty Dumpty: 'OK, you've had a great fall, but we'll have you back on that wall in no time.'

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

'Excuse me - any news of my rehabilitation programme?'

Sniffing drugs

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

'Mixed success in our computer training program, sir - half our grads have given up violent crime for computer crime.'

I'd like to apply for your rehab program.

It had been a long, hard climb, but Bob was finally going to rub elbows with the stars.

'My automatic page turner went wild, so now I'm having to learn to speed read.'

'Doctor, this isn't what I thought you had in mind when you said you were working on computer assisted walking.'

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

Tourette's Rehab Center

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"Cops don't get me. Sure, they got me – but they'll ever get me."

Dog leading a blind dog and blind person.

"This lovely song tells of a young, pretty actress, her ups and downs, and how she found happiness after rehab."

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

He was out in no time, with a new outlook and a clean slate.

Handicap parking sign for person in hospital bed.

He's got a long painful road to recovery. Those are pretty severe burns. In the meantime, try to keep him upbeat to avoid depression. Then again, we can't exactly have him walking on sunshine either... That's what got him here.

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

'The best thing for you, is to give up booze and smoking.'

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

'This is my third conviction and I'm still not the black sheep of the family.'

'Before I quit I couldn't even spell rehabilitation.'

"Not to quibble, Helen, but if you look up 'Pathetic Loser' in the dictionary I don't believe anyone's picture is there."

Practical joke, violent offender rehab center: 'Relate to me!'

The Venus de Milo after vandals put a prosthetic arm on her.

Grumpy Hamster

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

Zimmer Frame in Winter

Retrospection.

"Ninety days, catnip-free. I couldn't have done it without you."

Troop Therapy

A man tries to avoid going over the waterfall of alcohol dependence.