Youth Rehabilitation Gifts

Parole officer: Hanging in and hanging out.

Exercising

Alice in Wonderland - six impossible things before breakfast

"Viola player coming through!"

"The club scene is really changing."

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

Regardless children just want to fit in.

"This lovely song tells of a young, pretty actress, her ups and downs, and how she found happiness after rehab."

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

He was out in no time, with a new outlook and a clean slate.

"Okay, I guess....first we had a lockdown drill, then we had an active shooter drill. Following that we had a fire drill. After that we got to meet out security guards. Then we watched a video on avoiding sexual predators...."

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

'No, the Tower of Babel wasn't built for better phone reception.'

Teens.

'The best thing for you, is to give up booze and smoking.'

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

'The pastor is the one who tells all the kids to be quiet and sit down.'

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

'What does the Scout manual say about this situation?'

Zimmer Frame in Winter

'This is my third conviction and I'm still not the black sheep of the family.'

Retrospection.

"Ninety days, catnip-free. I couldn't have done it without you."

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

"We don't make cookies anymore - I'm selling Girl Scout apps."

'Apart from illiteracy, low self esteem, homelessness, poverty and a broken home. I can't find any reason for his offending behaviour!'

'Can you prove it's your hat?'

"Would you like to buy a candy bar to help us raise money for our social security."

A man tries to avoid going over the waterfall of alcohol dependence.

Criminal Youths Need Help Instead of Punishment!

Respect Zone: 'We respect yobs.'

'Sure, I did all that stuff once, but this is the NEW me.'