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"We should mention a few mild side effects. If here are none at all, people will be suspicious."

'The lads at the office still talk about the day you told the boss what to do with his job...'

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

Oligarchy

'Jones, I don't like you because it's so hard to find something to blame you for!'

"Our psychopharmacologist is a genius."

Would anybody else like to ask a question before the stewards get to them?

That's the chairman's office.

"Just think of this prescription as an app for your body...with side effects."

'First, I'll give you my side of the story...then, the wimp will give you his...'

Organizational Flow Chart: Puppets

"Whatever doesn't kill me gives me the chance to try new prescriptions."

"Now that's power."

Coming to a consensus.

The bankruptcy sale at the Entropy Institute was going to more difficult than Dave thought it'd be.

'I think my boss is trying to intimidate me, and I get the feeling that I can forget that promotion and raise I was up for.'

You will do as I command...'It had a power surge.'

Budget and swan, crayfish, pike

'Well, if you consider normal corporate surveillance, interrogation, and harassment 'union-busting,', nothing I have to say will change your mind.'

'Mrs. Tomkins says her prescription has no side effects, so it can't be doing her any good.'

Do you agree, Bob? Would you describe yourself as controlling?

Turn on the news. I will not comply. My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story. There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on Rocky Road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills. Who told you this? Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy.

La Tour 2007.

Circle of power.

Pharmacy. Prescription. Don't worry about that --- After paying for those you can't afford to drive! (Published originally on August 1, 2011.)

'KEEPING UP in practice simply means knowing which drug the FDA has withdrawn.'

The phantom sphinx.

"There is no 'I' in 'leadership'. . . but there is and 'I' in 'DO what I tell you or you can pack your bags and get out!'"

"To paraphrase the late President Kennedy, Smithson: Ask not what Consol

'...The world of vitamins can be complex.'

'And to think I didn't vote for her as one of the fifty most powerful women in business.'

"Actually I was hoping you'd change his mind with the strength of your arguments and your innate erudition."

"This medication doesn't have any side effects, just up-and-down effects."

'Have I ever fired you, Pete?'

'He likes to point out the obvious.'