Drone Humorist Gifts

Drones Ahoy

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

''What's in the bag, lady?''

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

'Flight simulator'

"It's my helper trout!"

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

"You've been replaced by a new AI program, but we can keep you on until it's finished it's vacation."

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

"Word has it Earthlings have been using some of our people for cruel scientific experiments."

'The best part is being able to fly without taking off your shoes.'

"RAF Recruitment Waiting Room."

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

Do you mind if I mix a little business with pleasure and have a brief conversation with the waiter about the fly in my soup?

"Welcome to Trapeze Talent Inc. If you'd like us to catch you, fill out this form, and we'll get back to you if we're interested."

Emergency Slide Height Limit.

Cow Pilot.

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

Control Center. A satellite is falling! Tell NASA to divert it so it doesn't hit North Africa. Good golly, Miss Mali!

"There is no air conditioning in the luggage compartment so stand up straight and stop licking your nose!"

Moon's Portaloo.

'Hello, this is your captain speaking... I'm on the next flight!'

'Here comes the in-flight meal.'

'Captain, a passenger says there's a gremlin out on the wing of the plane.'

'Catching lunch again Steward?'

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

"In the event of a water landing, your seat cushions may be used as flotation devices. And, your tray tables may be used to bash sharks."

'For a little extra we can allocate you a seat inside the aircraft.'

"A sad incident at LaGuardia Airport today as a depressed 757 landed and burst into tears."

"I always end up next to the weirdo!"

After our sun sheds the last of its energy and collapses in on itself... ...after the solar systems degraded, their planets flung out and consumed... And after those billions of stars in their billions of galaxies are all slowly snuffed out one by one... ...and after the last of the supermassive black holes evaporates... A single last question will remain, drifting through the long, cosmic dark... To renew your universe, please update your payment details.