Drone Humorist Pillows

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

''What's in the bag, lady?''

'Flight simulator'

"It's my helper trout!"

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

"You've been replaced by a new AI program, but we can keep you on until it's finished it's vacation."

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

'The best part is being able to fly without taking off your shoes.'

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

"RAF Recruitment Waiting Room."

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

Cow Pilot.

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

Emergency Slide Height Limit.

"There is no air conditioning in the luggage compartment so stand up straight and stop licking your nose!"

'Here comes the in-flight meal.'

'Hello, this is your captain speaking... I'm on the next flight!'

'Captain, a passenger says there's a gremlin out on the wing of the plane.'

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

'Catching lunch again Steward?'

"In the event of a water landing, your seat cushions may be used as flotation devices. And, your tray tables may be used to bash sharks."

'For a little extra we can allocate you a seat inside the aircraft.'

"A sad incident at LaGuardia Airport today as a depressed 757 landed and burst into tears."

"I always end up next to the weirdo!"

'I always ask for a seat in the tail. You never hear of a plane backing into a mountain...'

' ... and that's a policy giving you flight insurance covering mid-air bankruptcies.'