Drinks Without Distractions Lovers Gifts

Happy Hour - No Smell of Cooking

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

On holiday.

Selling lemon latt�

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'Steak Ted?'

'No ice.'

Cat Nip.

Low-Energy Drinks

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Beers

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

Yoga vs. Prosecco

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

The Alpha Seltzer

Drink for me and my hot mamma. Now! We don't serve beer. Latte. Two, punk! Decaf. You don't want to see him angry. Also, low-foam and soy milk would be great. You don't want to see him gassy. Can I get one of those little Twizzler sticks to stir it with? Cube of brown sugar, please. And one nonfat blueberry scone! Two! I'd like to see how John Wayne would've ordered a fancy coffee drink.

Dolphin friendly tuna

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

Margarita

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

'Man...You age great!'