Refreshment Enthusiasts Gifts

"Feel free to hydrate during my presentation."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'I'm an atheist!'

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

Beer Order

'The King of what?'

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

"There! Isn't sipping my Tropical Surprise more fun than arguing over some ancient sports trivia?"

Whiskey wars

Recipes for comfort drinks.

Rabbit Punch

"We met in the biscuit aisle."

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

"Do you want fries with that?"

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

Socrates, 399 B.C: 'Wow, I could have had a V-8.'

Sharing Drinks.

"Sad but true - my career ladder turned out to be a career footstool."

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

Scotch and soda on a drip.

Bar chart